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DON'T BE A BODY BE REAL
EVERY TEXT YOU SEND IS A BLIP ON MY RADAR.
I COLLECT YOUR METADATA AND LOOK FOR
PATTERNS. I'M YOUR DOCTOR. MY DIAGNOSIS
IS THAT YOU NEED A LITTLE TIME IN A PADDED
CELL, PAL. DON'T LOOK AT MY HEAT SIGNATURE.
I HAVE A BLUE BLOOD. I FLICK MY TONGUE AND
I SEE YOUR WARM BODY TEEMING WITH LIFE
WITH A VIGOR THAT I CAN'T HAVE.
WHAT I DO IS TOP SECRET. IT PROTECTS THE PEOPLE OF [redacted]. THEY ARE MY TOP PRIORITY. I ACCEPT THEIR HEGEMONY. HOW MUCH DOES A DOLLAR REALLY COST? NO DEBT IS TOO MUCH. I AM COUNTERINTELLIGENCE. BUT THAT'S A MISNOMER. WHAT I REALLY AM IS YOUR PROTECTOR. I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND EVERYTHING YOU DON'T KNOW. I SEE WHAT PORN YOU WATCH I SEE WHAT WEBSITES YOU VISIT I SEE WHAT YOU CANNOT SEE. I SEE WHAT YOU POST ON THIS FORUM I SEE WHAT YOU POST ALL THE TIME I SEE IT. DON'T BE A BODY BE REAL |
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YOU LIVE IN A CITY? NO? TURN TO PAGE 138
YOU LIVE IN A CITY? YES? YOU WAKE UP ON AN ELONGATED BOX THAT BOX IS IN ANOTHER BOX - YOUR BEDROOM THAT BOX IS IN ANOTHER BOX - YOUR APARTMENT. IT'S A SERIES OF BOXES IN ANOTHER BOX - YOUR BUILDING WALK THE BLOCKS IN SHAPES OF BOXES TO THE TRAIN, WHERE YOU GET ON ANOTHER BOX ON WHEELS THROUGH A TUNNEL AND DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY A WORD TO ANYONE, JUST THE WAY YOU AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS HURRY TO YOUR BOX IN THE BOX FARM WHERE YOU WORK ON SMALLER BOXES IN A SHEET OF BOXES. WHAT SPREAD? THERE IS NO SPREAD! ONLY BOXES ON THIS SHEET HAHAHAHA PUT THE PLASTIC BOX WITH A SCREEN, BATTERY AND YOUR GPS LOCATION YOU MOLEST WITH YOUR THUMBS AWAY IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'LL SPEND MORE TIME WITH THESE STRANGERS IN THIS SKINNER BOX CAREER SUBSTITUTE THAN YOUR FAMILY. IS IT BECAUSE THERE ARE NO COSTS IN LIFE, ONLY TRADE OFFS? NO. THERE IS ONLY THE GRINDING MISERY AND FUNERALS FOR THINGS THAT COULD'VE BEEN. IT IS BY DESIGN BECAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY BOY BECOMES A TRUCK DRIVING FIREFIGHTER MICROBIOLOGIST MORTAR FODDER PLACEHOLDER AND EVERY GIRL BECOMES A HALF-NAKED TWITCH STREAMER BALLERINA MINOR TWITTER CELEBRITY TIME FOR WATER OR PISS AND MOVING YOUR LEGS TO KEEP THE HEADACHES THAT COME WITHIN FROM INTERFERING WITH THE EXTERNAL- SOURCED MIGRAINE OF POST MODERN LIFE. MAYBE IDLE IN THE PISS AND SHIT BOX WITH STALLS AND A DOOR FOR PRIVACY BEFORE RESIGNING YOURSELF TO THIS FIVE DAY CYCLE OF JOY. KEEP IT UP, YOU'LL COME TO DESPISE YOUR IDEAS BEFORE YOU SLOWLY DO AWAY WITH YOUR DIGNITY AND RESPECT. DON'T LOSE SIGHT OF THE BOXES, YOU'LL RETURN HOME TO STARE AT A GLOWING ONE AFTER YELLING AT THE SMALLER ONE SINCE THIS MORNING. SETTLE FOR WHAT YOU'RE TOLD TO EXPECT, DON'T TAKE CHANCES. THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED IS LESS TRAVELED FOR A REASON, AND NOT ENOUGH BOXES FOR YOUR REFINED AND EFFICIENT BUT LOVELESS TASTES. IS TASTE SOMETHING MORE THAN WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF WHAT YOU'RE EATING? CHASE USELESS TOYS AND GADGETS FOR THE PERFECT BABY SITTER, OR CLAIM THAT YOU VALUE EXPERIENCES OVER THINGS EVEN THOUGH THOSE EXPERIENCES ARE ONLY IMPORTANT IF OTHERS KNOW ABOUT IT AND SCROLL PAST THEM. THEM AND ALL THE MEANINGFUL MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE IN A THREE BY THREE GRID THROUGH A DINKY LENS AND GAUDY FILTER. THE HYPOTHERMIA OF YOUR SPIRIT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL IF YOU'RE BORN ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR LIKE THE REST OF US. JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS PROGRESS, ALL THESE BOXES. WE ALL MUST YIELD TO THE ULTIMATE BOX - YOUR CALENDAR. TWELVE PAGES OF BOXES, THERE IS NO ESCAPE. ITS WHY YOU'RE AFRAID TO RESPECT YOURSELF. IT LEADS YOU DOWN GARDEN PATH AFTER PATH WITH CARROTS ON A STICK. IT WILL LET YOU TASTE BUT NEVER EMBRACE. PEEK IN THE WRONG DOOR, IT SLAMS IT ON YOUR FINGERS. GO BACK! ADVENTURE IS NOT ALLOWED! GO BACK - NOT ALLOWED! IT WILL LEAVE YOU EXHAUSTED, HENPECKED AND AFRAID. NEVER QUITE ENOUGH MONEY, NEVER QUITE ENOUGH NERVE TO REACH OUT FOR SOMETHING BETTER THAN THE GRIND YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. PRAISE BE UNTO THE BOX LIFE, THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. |
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NEVER AGAIN! NO CONSCIENCE! NO EMPATHY! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! now SUPERPREDATOR is bringing the news!- Real news! HUMAN INTEREST: BIGFOOT STOLE MY CAR, THEN HE STOLE MY HEART! A heart toucher tale of love between man and Australopithecus. SOMETHING LIVING IN MY TEETH AND SKIN DEMANDS HOT BLOOD! One loner's heroic struggle against the inevitable. SPORTS: QUARTERLY MASS SHOOTER REVIEW! Based on corporate news coverage, tv ratings, political messaging and kill count. CAR ACCIDENT DATA! All of the stats on every crash in a no nonsense chart. Also some stuff about mass opiod addiction. FINANCE: ALL AMERICAN CURRENCY IS BOTH DEBT AND COUNTERFEIT! Everyone knows it. The only precious metal is lead. HOME&GARDEN: DIY SSRIS! A simple stovetop recipe and in-house guide to remedies from citalopram to vortioxetine. AM I BEING DETAINED! Severeign Citizen's guide on when and where to invoke castle doctrine. (The answers might suprise you!) And much, much more from |
ISSUE#1 ---out now and free! Available early as it brings itself to fruition! Nobody's in control! ISSUE#2 ---??? is projected to be completed never! Arrests have already been made! 
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Fight back against the thing behind the curtain! There is an unspeakable truth before everybodies eyes! SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG IN THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS AND HORRIBLE THINGS ARE CREEPING IN! When the gears of the THING are being greased with the blood running in the street's when the sky is blinded with great and beautiful insects when the thing Man knows is coming the thing knows your name you're going to wish you had read Untill that happens print read be see SUPERPREDATOR! It's in the air and the electricity and every sound wave. Cracks in the sidewalk leap up and rip at me it comes into my room at night shows me things I'm not supposed to see. In today's fragmented media and psycho-sociological landscape uncertainty is everywhere, rifts in common conception are so deep and numerous that friends, family members and neighboors can live side by side but exist in completely different worlds internally. Nothing is real! By force of will you can choose what reality you live in! Choose the real one! Choose |
